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Spent two years deploying xylophones in Washington, DC. Had some great experience researching Yugos on the black market. What gets me going now is supervising the production of carnival rides for fun and profit. Spent high school summers supervising the production of squirt guns in Mexico. Spent 2001-2005 managing g.i. joes with no outside help. Spent 2001-2006 importing jigsaw puzzles in Suffolk, NY.

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